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Time For A Joke
And so the pig says to the horse, “Hey, fella. Why the long face?”
Why am I clowning around here on this platform? I honestly do not know… and the above image doesn’t help matters. What am I supposed to do with my time here?
Well, while I have you here, I might as well fulfill the purpose of the post.
I was going grocery shopping, and an elderly woman was having trouble with getting items from the top shelf of the shopping row we were in. Well, being the nice guy that I am, I saw the opportunity to help her out, so I asked her if she needed any help. After giving me the affirmative, I got the item for her and helped her get the rest of her shopping done before we both headed to the checkout line.
The old lady was in front of me, due to how I am as a person, and she had her groceries being scanned and weighed. Eventually, when it was time for her to pay, she pointed at me and said to the cashier, “My grandson will pay for these.” With that, she hurried out of the store.
Now, I’m madder than the Mad Hatter then, see? I didn’t know that she would pull that sort of stunt on me. With that, I abandoned my groceries and rushed after her, catching her in time for me to stop her from getting away. As she was about to close her car door, I grabbed her and began pulling her leg…
Just like I’m pulling yours.
See what I mean by clowning around?
